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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month ago

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Walgreens has discovered that locking its wares behind lock and key in an apparent effort to stop shoplifters has backfired spectacularly.

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