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    Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.

    But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

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        Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

        But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

        Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8