Soulifix to Ask Lemmy • 12 days agoYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?message-square19fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?Soulifix to Ask Lemmy • 12 days agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
I would control tons of permanent markers and doodle dick drawings on multiple people’s faces simultaneously.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•12 days agoBoss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.” Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”
Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”
Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”