• _NoName_
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    11 months ago

    Pretty sure most mad scientists are in applied science, which are usually just going to research for health effects and potency.

    So you’d have a control group which had dyed water with no goat elixir, a group which had water with 10% of the goat elixir,a group with 20% of the goat elixir etc… And then you see over ten years which group develops cancer or other health problems, and try to extrapolate from there.

    And then you find out that the water you used for testing was actually undyed goat elixir and that all your results are shit.

    • @Risk
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      211 months ago

      So, what was the title of your thesis?