• djsoren19
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    91 month ago

    By this logic, all cum is fuel. Leave Garfield out of it!

    • @LouNeko
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      91 month ago

      “It” being his ass.

      • pancakes
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        21 month ago

        Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield’s ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          But it’s not Garfield’s ass, it’s OP’S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.

          Although we don’t really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.

        • djsoren19
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          21 month ago

          My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?

    • @[email protected]
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      51 month ago

      Or Garfield is the fuel, and the cum is just a regenerative source of Garfield. Other parts of Garfield might produce energy at an inferior rate.