@cm0002 to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month agoChampagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrateedition.cnn.commessage-square14arrow-up1244arrow-down14cross-posted to: newsbusiness
arrow-up1240arrow-down1external-linkChampagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrateedition.cnn.com@cm0002 to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square14cross-posted to: newsbusiness
minus-squaretoofpiclinkEnglish10•1 month agoI had a bottle of brandy made in “Crimea, Ukraine”, for when the Putin dies. Doesn’t help the fact that my wife poured out all the alcohol when we were arguing about its consumption, but at least I had a plan.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoIt’s the thought that counts. My Putin expiration celebration will actually also be alcohol free, but it’ll taste just as sweet.
I had a bottle of brandy made in “Crimea, Ukraine”, for when the Putin dies. Doesn’t help the fact that my wife poured out all the alcohol when we were arguing about its consumption, but at least I had a plan.
It’s the thought that counts. My Putin expiration celebration will actually also be alcohol free, but it’ll taste just as sweet.