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  • @[email protected]
    22•1 month ago

    Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

    • @ZILtoid1991
      5•1 month ago

      Tooth paste

      1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
      2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
      3. Your teeth will be white forever.
      4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

      Low tire pressure

      1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
      • @[email protected]
        1•1 month ago

        Nonono, you don’t understand.

        You put ivermectin inside your tires to prevent them from going flat.

        • @ZILtoid1991
          2•1 month ago

          Nonono, you don’t understand.

          Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it’ll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).

          • @[email protected]
            3•1 month ago

            Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.