• @[email protected]
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    1 month ago

    To highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions.

    Land of the free.

    Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.

    • @MissJinx
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      1 month ago

      I would love to outlaw menstruation too but my fucking body won’t listen to me

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        151 month ago

        Careful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!

      • @glimse
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        71 month ago

        Didn’t you hear? Our bodies answer directly to the government now

    • themeatbridge
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      471 month ago

      Yes, correct, it is as absurd as pro-life ideas.

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      61 month ago

      It’s really telling how much the Overton window in the US has shifted that you thought this was sincere to start with.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        TBH it’s more that I have a naive work ethic and assume someone performing such a serious and impactful job would only do so sincerely, but I agree.

      • @MothmanDelorian
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        -31 month ago

        Nah, it ahows you how fast people are to comment without reading the article.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      31 month ago

      Menstruation is already outlawed if out includes an unimplanted but fertilized egg.

      It’s just very hard to prove.

    • dream_weasel
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      21 month ago

      Uh, yeah?

      If your weiner can’t behave when you are AFK it should be in jail!