• @[email protected]
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    1321 hours ago

    I’m pissed at Hitler for ruining it, because that’s the only place my mustache grows in thick.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      1018 hours ago

      Just grow the outer sides long and curl them up with wax. Dali-style.

      • @[email protected]
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        318 hours ago

        I’d still have a Hitler stache for like 2-3 months.

        But, considering the current administration, that might be a bit of a protection.

        • @Manifish_Destiny
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          213 hours ago

          Now is the time I guess?

          Or just wear a t shirt that says ‘boo hitler.’