The Picard Maneuver to RetroGamingEnglish • 11 days agoI've never been more jealous of a watchimagemessage-square129arrow-up11.1Karrow-down112
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minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish9•10 days agoWife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time… … I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish5•10 days agoOn my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-210 days agoHis name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez” Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 days agoWell, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama. I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.
Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…
… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
Wait, where are you wearing it 😳
On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
His name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez”
Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.
I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart
firea lot.