@shzammm to Star Wars MemesEnglish • 2 years agoStar Wars x Nikeimagemessage-square9arrow-up1259arrow-down17
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minus-square@JimmyChangalinkEnglish13•2 years agoThe Empire might find some of Nikes’ business practices a bit unethical for their taste
minus-square@Epicurus0319linkEnglish3•edit-22 years agoWell they did enslave the entire wookie species and put in those explosive chip things the Hutts used for their slaves
minus-square@JimmyChangalinkEnglish3•2 years agoStill a lot to learn from Nike on how to really maximise that evil
minus-square@shzammmOPlinkEnglish2•2 years agoRight but those are savage beasts with the good fortune to serve the empires glorious purpose! Nike treats humans that’s way!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoThese sneakers were made not just by the men, but the women, and definitely the children too! 
The Empire might find some of Nikes’ business practices a bit unethical for their taste
Well they did enslave the entire wookie species and put in those explosive chip things the Hutts used for their slaves
Still a lot to learn from Nike on how to really maximise that evil
Right but those are savage beasts with the good fortune to serve the empires glorious purpose! Nike treats humans that’s way!
These sneakers were made not just by the men, but the women, and definitely the children too!