• @[email protected]
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    2310 days ago

    On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn’t find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

          • @[email protected]
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            510 days ago

            Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What’s there to chart?

            • @MutilationWave
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              29 days ago

              Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

      • @[email protected]
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        encouraging collaboration and innovation

        Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.

        “Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”

      • @CrowAirbrush
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        49 days ago

        Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…

          • @[email protected]
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            39 days ago

            Really ? I don’t think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

          • @CrowAirbrush
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            39 days ago

            Huh, ED caused by depression…never knew those were linked.

            Interesting info, thank you.

              • @CrowAirbrush
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                29 days ago

                I never really read up on it, even though i should.

                The wife’s chronically depressed and i’m not doing much better either.

            • @MutilationWave
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              19 days ago

              And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There’s nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don’t even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

              • @CrowAirbrush
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                28 days ago

                I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

      • @MadBigote
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        49 days ago

        Lol and you’re downloading it!

    • @postmateDumbass
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      29 days ago

      Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

      So many questions.

      Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.