We are happy, very happy, that you have joined the light side of the force, but here you are preaching to the choir. Go knock on doors and help others see the light. Oh, and sending some money to one of the thousands of FOSS projects that keep this running would be nice too.
Anyway, welcome again.
/Not_a_Rant
For a moment I thought you literally meant a penguin herder, I would be so happy…