• @[email protected]
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    811 month ago

    “The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”

    • @Donjuanme
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      221 month ago

      If it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.

    • IninewCrow
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      161 month ago

      If that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.

      • @SlopppyEngineer
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        111 month ago

        For really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.

    • @Gammelfisch
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      51 month ago

      …and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.