• Skua
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    379 days ago

    “I swear, officer, I met a caravan of seven thousand Guatemalans who said they were going to Alaska because you’d never look there”

    • @PugJesusOP
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      389 days ago

      “I heard there’s an illegal immigrant making regular trips to the White House! Unfortunately, I only know his first name, Elon.”