I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
Then why assume there are no illegal immigrants from Italy or nz? The majority of illegal immigrants entered the country legally and overstayed their visas, which is much easier to do if you’re from a place with automatic tourist visas.