Phones are captured into DDOS botnets? Thinking back to my old rotary phone and wondering, “Is this really progress?”
In some glorious future, will millions of people not be able to poop indoors because some botnet has infected everyone’s ToiletOS ™ and the lids refuse to open?
Phones are captured into DDOS botnets? Thinking back to my old rotary phone and wondering, “Is this really progress?”
In some glorious future, will millions of people not be able to poop indoors because some botnet has infected everyone’s ToiletOS ™ and the lids refuse to open?
You are giving me shitty ideas. An app that tracks the poop volume via a SmartToilet with built-in LTE/5G for off grid poopers.
No matter what useless idea you come up with, tech bros have already pitched it.