• @[email protected]
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    82 days ago

    I find that it’s best to restrain my excessive (pathological, frankly) flatulence until at least the 4th date. I definitely do attempt to falsely present myself as someone who lacks excessive gas.

    • @OmnislashIsACloudApp
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      21 day ago

      Dutch ovened my now wife on our third date like 16 years ago

      broke her brain for a couple of minutes while she tried to be pissed and shocked but couldn’t stop laughing lol