• Majorllama
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    1612 hours ago

    My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.

    Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.

    • @[email protected]
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      912 hours ago

      Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:

      “I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”

      • Majorllama
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        511 hours ago

        I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha

      • VodkaSolution
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        411 hours ago

        “Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too