• @kreskin
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    32 hours ago

    In hawaii we cant get eggs at all for the past week or two-- or even those milk carton pints of liquid eggs. I was told at the foodland today to come at 5am tomorrow when the doors open and theres always just a few boxes. So… I guess I get up at 430 tomorrow. Then elbow the old ladies – or whatever I need to do to get to the eggs first.

    They are mean and have canes but they can’t take a punch and I can run to the egg aisle first.

    • @bluemellophone
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      11 hour ago

      It seems easier to just go buy a live chicken.

      • @Ellvix
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        152 minutes ago

        Or somehow corral some of the wild chickens that are running rampant on the islands