SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) — Ever feel like your phone is listening to you? Like when you talk about something aloud, and suddenly your web browser serves you ads for what you were talking about? Well, a lawsuit filed Wednesday against Amazon alleges the e-commerce giant has been using consumers phones to get information about them. […]
We assure you, dear consumer, we must know if you are gay to optimize our software. We pinky promise not to sell your info 🥺
And more importantly, it’s not stored in a public accessible database on the internet. Oops!
Oops, we just leaked you’re gay to your unimaginably homophobic government. Please accept our shitty corporate apology with nothing else in return 😊 Thanks for being such a good sport about me threatening your life, hope i see you alive tomorrow!
We will review our policies and hope to do better next time.
We have reviewed our policies and saw that it’s too expensive to not sell you out. Sorry!