• Hossenfeffer
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    7912 hours ago

    She’s an idiot. When I have a fever I tie an onion to my belt, which is still the style.

    • @ZeffSyde
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      17 minutes ago

      And not one of those fancy white onions like you have now.

    • @psmgx
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      169 hours ago

      Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

    • Phoenixz
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      510 hours ago

      Really? I always rub one over my penis, you know, the classy way