• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    36 days ago

    I’d swap Steve for Bernie.

    Not because I think Steve would hurt anyone directly. But at any moment he may be like “would you like to see this deadly spider I’ve got in m’pocket?” And then pull out a spider that even spider scientists didn’t know existed or some shit. He would never let the spider hurt you, but you’d have a heart attack anyway.

    • @Shou
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      15 days ago

      I think he’d respect the spider enough not to keep it in a pocket. Though Bernie seems popular in the comments too.