I’ll start with some ideas…

  • Hard boil a couple eggs, and write $1 on them. Then, next time you go into a store, offer to pay for your stuff with the eggs.
  • Try to get an insurance policy on a dozen eggs.
  • Try to pawn a dozen eggs.

Hey, if the egg prices are gonna be ridiculous, people might as well have a few lighthearted pranks for shits and giggles!

What ideas do you folks have?

  • @aMockTie
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    25 hours ago

    What about adding “in nog we trust” or something along those lines. Depending on your artistic confidence, maybe also a portrait, but with a chicken head instead of a dead president lol

    • @over_cloxOP
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      15 hours ago

      LOL, sounds cute and fun and all, but honestly I’ve never done egg art or any art on awkward curved surfaces. I’ll be glad if I just get decent handwriting when I write $1 like three times on each, so $1 is visible any which angle I show it.

      But I did go ahead and bust out all my best black clothes, including black shoes, hat, and trenchcoat for tomorrow. I just got out of the shower, soon to be time to label my dollar eggs…