Summary
Police in Pennsylvania are investigating the theft of 100,000 eggs, worth $40,000, stolen from a Pete & Gerry’s Organics distribution trailer.
The unusual crime, potentially linked to soaring egg prices due to bird flu, has left authorities with no leads. Investigators are reviewing surveillance footage and seeking community tips.
Egg prices have surged, with the USDA predicting a further 20% increase this year.
With Easter approaching, concerns over affordability grow.
Finally a clever headline! No use of the word “slammed” here.
Things not looking so sunny side up as local Denny’s gets grand slammed by eggsorbident costs due to ova’ul crime. Police unsure if culprits are laying low, on the run, or playing chicken.
These puns are fowl. I’m glad we’re not cooped up on the same instance.
You’ve gotta be yolkin; these are eggcelent!
Look, not a single person typing the word slammed. Just journalists living in the moment.
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