I know nothing should surprise me with these fucking people at this point, but my mouth still dropped open when I read that.

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      475 days ago

      I was thinking the Onion is trying to be creative but damn reality is worse than fiction can be.

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        75 days ago

        All I want to do is just a string of expletives at full fucking shout for a few hours, this is beyond insanity. Am I just in a decade long coma and this is all paranoia running wild in my brain? It would make more sense than… this.