“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” except frustratingly this actually does work when half the time the solution to technical issues is turning on/off, uninstalling/reinstalling, restarting, or reloading the program. So I guess nowadays the definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again for a period longer than 30 minutes before googling to see if anyone else has had the same problem”