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    12 days ago

    Dude… you have a nasty pokey beard or one of those wiry mustaches capable of gouging an eyeball? If so, she could, but maybe she shouldn’t.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 days ago

        Hair conditioner. I can’t grow a beard to save my life but those I know that can swear by it.

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          11 day ago

          I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.

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            11 day ago

            I caught the drift an took it. No harm, no foul.

            But I actually knew a few blokes that had that type of facial hair. Can you imagine that short, three days growth, but manicured to look nice? It was nicknamed the carpet burn on some circles.

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              11 day ago

              At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.

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                  11 day ago

                  I personally use one of those rotary style shavers with the three, articulating blades. You can really press hard and get a very close shave with it to where even with sandpaper stubble like mine, you’re smooth as butter.

                  The disadvantage is it isn’t precise, so you’re not going to want to get close to anything complex that sticks out like genitals or a nose, but it’s plenty good enough for a jaw/chin.