How long before they start building statues and monuments of him? I think they were literally talking about adding his face to Mount Rushmore. I wish that was the Onion.
Someone else pointed out that putting in the original artwork weakened the mountain; putting in another head might cause the whole thing to fall apart. So maybe not such a bad idea…
Putting trump on Rushmore would be too perfectly emblematic of America, if it was in a fictional story you’d call it as too heavy handed of symbolism for evil and fascism.
Turned on the news this morning and found out he’s made himself the head of the Kennedy Center.
He was too much of a coward to show up there his last term. This way he can fill the place with his lackeys and have a big party.
How long before they start building statues and monuments of him? I think they were literally talking about adding his face to Mount Rushmore. I wish that was the Onion.
Someone else pointed out that putting in the original artwork weakened the mountain; putting in another head might cause the whole thing to fall apart. So maybe not such a bad idea…
Putting trump on Rushmore would be too perfectly emblematic of America, if it was in a fictional story you’d call it as too heavy handed of symbolism for evil and fascism.