Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, “Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?” I probably should’ve, but my sleep deprived brain told me, “Why don’t you try to sleep on it?” Pun intended.
Holy shit, that sounds like priapism, and depending on the type, could cause loss of dick.
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Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, “Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?” I probably should’ve, but my sleep deprived brain told me, “Why don’t you try to sleep on it?” Pun intended.
Gives new meaning to sleep it off?