• @[email protected]
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    135 days ago

    What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

      • @then_three_more
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        75 days ago

        What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

        And then trump spontaneously combusted.

        • Flying Squid
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          45 days ago

          Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.

      • Flying Squid
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        45 days ago

        “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

        THANKS, OBAMA!

      • @jaybone
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        25 days ago

        Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.