• NutWrench
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    302 days ago

    Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”

    Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”

    Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”

    • Hossenfeffer
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      102 days ago

      Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.