License to fish? License to… RIDE A BIKE? License to… HAVE A DOG/CAT? License to USE A RADIO? (I’m talking about GMRS, AFIAK emergency services do not use GMRS frequencies)

Why is everything a license?

What next? License to exist?

Someday they are gonna require a license to get your own water, or filter your own air (due to pollution).

    • @[email protected]
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      213 hours ago

      In Germany we have a law enforcement level below the police called “Ordnungsamt” (I’m not going to try to translate that). They are in charge of these minor misdemeanors (like parking wrong, littering, speeding, etc.) It’s entirely possible that their patrols randomly check dog owners, but personally I’ve never heard of that.

    • @DrownedRats
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      220 hours ago

      As with many types of license, they usually only get checked when you’re caught misbehaving.

      If you’re caught not picking up your dogs poo, you’re asked “have you got a licence for that dog”. At which point, if you say no, then you get another charge or two slapped on as well. If you lie and say yes you can get yet another charge slapped on for lying to law enforcement.

      Its basically another layer of incentive to follow the law and get a license or the penalties may be higher as a result.

      • @[email protected]
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        213 hours ago

        another charge slapped on for lying to law enforcement

        Context for Germany: You’re allowed to lie to law enforcement.

      • sunzu2
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        214 hours ago

        We dog owner should be detained and made spend the night in the dog park. That way they have to rely on other dog owners to pick their dog shit for sanitary conditions.