• OpenStars
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    5319 hours ago

    You are missing the parts where they pull the wildest possible estimate out of their ass, then blame the worker for not living up to it.

    Oh uh… is that just me? Okay then…

    • @[email protected]
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      36 hours ago

      We are implementing the feature in this two week sprint. (It is a four week task and is not amenable to being further decomposed - at least not with meaningful exit criteria.)

    • @[email protected]
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      129 hours ago

      PM: “How long is developing this feature going to take?”

      Me: “Due to all the refactoring that’s needed --which I’ve been repeatedly bringing up for two years – just to implement it, it’s going to take about 6 months.”

      PM: “Is there any way you can have it ready for the release in two weeks?”

      Me: “No.”

      PM: Proceeds to tell everyone that it will be ready for the release in two weeks.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 hours ago

        Due to all the refactoring that’s needed --which I’ve been repeatedly bringing up for two years

        Never let that accumulate for that long. Continuously do small refactors to improve the structure.

        Always spend at least 20% of the time on stuff you know is necessary, but will never be prioritized by marketing heads.

      • OpenStars
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        78 hours ago

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        Don’t worry, it’s not like crucial decisions such as whether or not you get to keep your job depend on the outcome…

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