President Donald Trump issued an executive order Monday declaring that it is “the policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws.”

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    17 hours ago

    I don’t like the mental image that comes from the assumption behind this action:

    Trump’s mouth is so wet that McDonalds paper straws aren’t strong enough hold up to his sucking