Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

Because they taste like sheet!

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@Kutsuya
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7•1 year ago
Aw sheet
- Speckle
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  6•1 year ago
  The sheet has really hit the fan

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