Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

Because they taste like sheet!

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@Kutsuya
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7•2 years ago
Aw sheet
- Speckle
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  6•2 years ago
  The sheet has really hit the fan

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