President Donald Trump issued an executive order Monday declaring that it is “the policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws.”

      • @Cort
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        49 hours ago

        Any chance you have an empty cupboard under the stairs?

        I don’t take up much space:

        • Flying Squid
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          29 hours ago

          I don’t even have my own place yet. We’re in a short-term rental while I look for a job.

      • @[email protected]
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        9 hours ago

        Huh! Well, best of luck over there.

        Also please reconsider the paper straws, with the carcinogenic glue. I’m looking at these.