Apparently my accident wasn’t as bad, but I cut off these FUBU jeans around that same age, wore them to go swimming. Went to take a piss at one point and the caught my foreskin in the zipper. Not badly, luckily, so didn’t need medical attention nor got permanent injuries.

But the sound that I let out was one of those “echoes comically far and birds in the trees take off” yells.