• Porto881
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    283 days ago

    I’m circumcised (not embarrassing in the US, at least), but only am because of an injury I got my member caught in my pants zipper when I was 13, ignored it until it got infected, and my mother refused to believe that there had ever been an zipper accident and that I just wasn’t “responsible enough” to clean myself down there.

    • @Dasus
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      22 days ago

      Apparently my accident wasn’t as bad, but I cut off these FUBU jeans around that same age, wore them to go swimming. Went to take a piss at one point and the caught my foreskin in the zipper. Not badly, luckily, so didn’t need medical attention nor got permanent injuries.

      But the sound that I let out was one of those “echoes comically far and birds in the trees take off” yells.

    • @P1nkman
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      32 days ago

      My friends ex husband had to get circumcised when he was 18, because he didn’t clean underneath his foreskin 🤢🤮

    • @200ok
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      63 days ago

      FWIW some stranger on the internet believes you. That sounds incredibly painful.