minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish22•7 days ago“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•7 days ago“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink27•7 days agoNo customers behind the counter. We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 days agoWhat’s he going to do, pass on a free sandwich? In this economy?
“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
“Deal!”
goes bobbing for bacteria
No customers behind the counter.
We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
That’s when you spit on the trash sandwich.
“Still free, right?”
No, spit costs extra
Awww!
What’s he going to do, pass on a free sandwich? In this economy?
At that point, yes.
“Woo-hoo!”