• @YamahaRevstar
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    1 day ago

    Why can’t I breathe out of my nose ever? Why does food go down the same hole as air? Why do I have to sleep? Why did I have to get boners in Mrs. O’s second hour Spanish class right before the end of class and have to walk to lunch at half mast for the whole second semester sophomore year?

    • @[email protected]
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      111 day ago

      The recurrent laryngeal nerve. Our liquid waste evacuation tubes sharing space with our reproductive organs. Our reproductive organs being immediately adjacent to our solid waste evacuation tube. Hangnails. Acne. Teeth (god damn luxury bones).

      But my go to for “if there is a god, they’re not worth worshipping” is always Children’s. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.

      • @tpyo
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        415 hours ago

        But my go to for “if there is a god, they’re not worth worshipping” is always Children’s. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.

        I watched my sibling deteriorate over the course of a few years and then die a couple days after their sixth birthday. They had a brain stem tumor which was inoperable. There is no god

      • Mayor Poopington
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        323 hours ago

        Don’t get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole

        • @YamahaRevstar
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          117 hours ago

          You didn’t want it on your palm or something though

      • @[email protected]
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        41 day ago

        Add scurvy to that list, since primates lost the ability to synthesize vitamin C endogenously, while other animals kept it.