My surprise is immeasurable. I would have never–for one single instant in time–thought that the man whose thumbs are looser than an orange asshole after a foreign meeting with Big Daddy Vladdy, would have leaked confidential and classified information anywhere other than directly on Twitter.
Am I being sarcastic? I don’t even know at this point! This shit is beyond what satire can express.
My surprise is immeasurable. I would have never–for one single instant in time–thought that the man whose thumbs are looser than an orange asshole after a foreign meeting with Big Daddy Vladdy, would have leaked confidential and classified information anywhere other than directly on Twitter.
Am I being sarcastic? I don’t even know at this point! This shit is beyond what satire can express.