Nearly half of an elite US epidemiology program known as the "disease detectives" were dismissed by the Trump administration on Friday, according to sources familiar with the matter, dealing a blow to public health efforts as fears rise over bird flu.
And maybe we could just feed him a nice plate of Salmonella if he thinks it’s fine.
Yes, please. Sprinkle it with some syph and bird flu because why the fuck not?
Turns out bird flu cures syph
(They used malaria to cure it before)