• AuthorInkwell
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      301 year ago

      Okay, firstly, I’m not sure Gurgaon exists. Yes, I looked it up, yes it appears to have its own wikipedia entry and all that. But that just SOUNDS like a fantasy kingdom ruled by an evil wizard. So I would NOT trust any callgirls from some evil magical realm, thankyouverymuch.

      • @Mostly_Gristle
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        101 year ago

        Right? Like you’d end up with magical form of syphilis, and you have to seek out a reclusive old warlock (who is trapped in the form of a talking animal due to a curse from a wizard duel in his youth) who is the only one in the kingdom who knows the secret to making the cure potion. You have to do this before the spell-charged spirochetes eat your brain and turn you into some kind of evil undead wraith.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        I’m sorry but I would put more faith in catgirls from an evil magical realm ruled by an evil wizard to run a government than actual politicians.