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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 6 days ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 6 days ago

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Do you have a source for that?

…asking for a friend
- Uranium 🟩
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  Since you asked so nicely:
  
  https://broomedocs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/odeh1990.pdf

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