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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 6 days ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 6 days ago

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Your hiccup is a leopard and your hammer is an inflatable toy one. Good luck.
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  If it kills me, at least the hiccups stop.

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