He would say, “the power is yours!” Then he would fly away. Where did he go? Is there like a PlanetCave he just hangs out in and crochets until all the rings get used?

  • Flying SquidOP
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    75 days ago

    Are you saying his theme song is a lie? Because it says he’s going to take pollution down to zero!

      • Flying SquidOP
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        24 days ago

        Not for many thousands of years afterward.

    • @over_clox
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      85 days ago

      I’ll tell you a little secret.

      99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍

      • @radix
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        65 days ago

        So what I’m hearing is that we need to throw 99% of our garbage away at the north pole.

        • @over_clox
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          55 days ago

          Exactly. And arrest Santa and do away with those pesky elves while we’re at it.