• @stupidcasey
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    55 days ago

    Dad: If you enjoy torturing people so much why didn’t you get a job at the DMV instead of hanging out in your basement all day?

    Mom: he probably couldn’t handle a real job

    Son: ugh, you guys just don’t understand, I work for the king.

    Dad: And how much does the king pay you?

    Son: I get paid in exposure.