I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.
Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for “visiting their facilities”.
Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.
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I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.
Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for “visiting their facilities”.
When I feel a little sick in the morning, I text my boss from the bed, turn off the alarms and sleep all day. Finland.
Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.
Ah man, that’d be funny.