• @Maalus
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    53 days ago

    There is a sketch in Poland about freudian slips. Two guys are talking in a bar about them, one tells a story of him dancing in a club, seeing an attractive blonde, approaching her, wanting to say “can I have this dance?” but instead saying “can I have this breast?”, getting slapped and wasting his “chance”. So the other, married dude goes “oh yeah I know that feel, I wanted to ask my wife to pass the salt but I thought about other things and instead I said ‘you old whore you wasted 30 years of my life’”.

    It feels to me like the dude will have a similar freudian slip at some time of his life.